CJ Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he replied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Haha, incredible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Now you're talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I thought it was cats that had this problem not dogs. Though admittedly I watch neither mating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 A good joke? How dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 A good joke? How dare you! It wasn't me - someone hacked my account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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