Mr Honda *Joke*

[monkey76364]

Mr. Honda Goes to heaven

 

Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and

went to heaven for judgement.

 

At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been

such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your

reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

 

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said,

 

"I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."

 

St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced

him to God.

 

He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

 

God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".

 

"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you

have some major design flaws in your design;

 

1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

 

2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.

 

3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

 

4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

 

5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous,

 

and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance

costs.

 

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets

have a wee look."

 

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few

things and

waited for the results. After a moment God said,

 

"Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed,

but according

to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than

yours.."

[AntD]

LOL.I read that somewhere before,but it still made me laugh

[Trig]

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[monkey76364]

poo !!!