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One more, guys:D

 

1. Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheddar? How dairy!

 

2. I went to see Ready Steady Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show.

 

3. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuffed up Worrall Thompson's jacket.

 

4. Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He's clearly run out of dough.

 

5. There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you're using the Worrall Thompson recipe book.

 

6. Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheese and wine. And that was only for starters.

 

7. Wozza was caught stealing cheese from Tesco. He should have done it more Caerphilly.

 

8. I don't care what he's done, I'm still hanging on to my Antony Worrall Thompson blender. Better the Breville you know

 

9. Asked how he feels about stealing cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn't very mature.

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I was in the pub the other day telling that old joke about "What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing!"

 

We were all having a good laugh about this when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said "Excuse me mate but I dont find that funny. My brother was epileptic and he died in the bath during a fit".

 

I said "I'm ever so sorry mate, did he drown?" "No" he said "he choked on a sock"

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I was in the pub the other day telling that old joke about "What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing!"

We were all having a good laugh about this when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said "Excuse me mate but I dont find that funny. My brother was epileptic and he died in the bath during a fit".

 

I said "I'm ever so sorry mate, did he drown?" "No" he said "he choked on a sock"

 

The bit in bold made me LOL :D

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