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Silver - Chavving it up at Reading Gate


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Does he wear more gold than a child with Mr T and Dell Trotter as combined parents?? Does he wear a tracksuit???? Does he have a sticker in his car that says "My other cars a pimped up saxo yeahhhhhhh blud" If you have responded yes to any of these who cares if he has feelings and feel free to take him to a swiss clinic wear euthanasia on a healthy chav is deemed a public service.

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That's a good start. You may want to tell the new guy about Ed as it may be a surprise for him if Ed is naked in your garden with a Etch A sketch or notepad again.... Especially if you are in the shower with the window open.

 

Humm,... Time to take out my trusty cosh when I go out on

First sign of Burbary and I'll wack away.

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Is it a well known dogging site then, Ed? :D

 

:)

 

I was going to warn him about the consequences of waving his cosh about in public. But I thought, hey if that's how he gets his thrills it's best to leave him to it.

 

Ed - Maybe you could do us one of your famous pictures, waving your cosh about at chavs. Although post it in members only! ;)

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Almost as shocking as you spending your lunchtime getting a mcflurry and practising launches for Kayla vs Abz part 2, I had a email from this guy saying he wants to give abzs a pasting too..... App he is NA powered as well http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://theness.com/neurologicablog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hawking.jpg&sa=X&ei=IVgZT8afCsfh8AP0pai3Cw&ved=0CA8Q8wc&usg=AFQjCNHnX-28V19NjRx82lMKghdwlQb77Q

 

I know it seams wrong to joke but quite frankly sod it and anyway I think this guy is a 2/6 favourite :p

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:D I'm not a chav! That Astra is shocking :faint:

 

Aren't they all? :p

 

 

Almost as shocking as you spending your lunchtime getting a mcflurry and practising launches for Kayla vs Abz part 2, I had a email from this guy saying he wants to give abzs a pasting too..... App he is NA powered as well http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://theness.com/neurologicablog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hawking.jpg&sa=X&ei=IVgZT8afCsfh8AP0pai3Cw&ved=0CA8Q8wc&usg=AFQjCNHnX-28V19NjRx82lMKghdwlQb77Q

 

I know it seams wrong to joke but quite frankly sod it and anyway I think this guy is a 2/6 favourite anyway :p

 

But he has the advantage of time travel at his disposal. He would be home and dry as soon as the whistle was blown.

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