Noz Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I get a bonus every three months I get 3.75% of my anual wage, as long as I'm a good boy that is. The payment system is called RONA, its based on the companies profit margin and is increasing all the time. Though it could decrease as well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 its all in the beating of the meat! tenderising is my speciality It will melt in your mouth! Careful not to add too much salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 No pay rise and no bonus for me either. Ah well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I get a bonus every three months I get 3.75% of my anual wage, as long as I'm a good boy that is. The payment system is called RONA, its based on the companies profit margin and is increasing all the time. Though it could decrease as well.. I get a boner every three months if I'm lucky I get 3.75% of my self respect back, as long as I'm a good boy that is. The payment system is called GETTING OLD, its based on getting old and my blood pressure is increasing all the time. Though it could decrease as well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 No bonus for me Although I gave the guys here £50 which is better than a kick in the spuds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I get a boner every three months if I'm lucky I get 3.75% of my self respect back, as long as I'm a good boy that is. The payment system is called GETTING OLD, its based on getting old and my blood pressure is increasing all the time. Though it could decrease as well.. Team Boner starts here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westy Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I got a notification in from the taxman saying they owe me £210! That's a turn up for the book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 i got a notification in from the taxman saying we owe them £14,370 thats a turn down for the books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westy Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Ouch! Are you a business owner then!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 No not at all its over payment of child tax credits, that is so wrong its un true, we owe them the £4,370 but they are trying to get years back that we was not even togther anyway my point is baarrhh humbug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 its all in the beating of the meat! tenderising is my speciality It will melt in your mouth! Wrong'un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Our team was just given the mother of all Christmas bonuses. And by 'Christmas bonus' I mean 'kick in the face'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Let's have a whip-round for Ed's new sofa? I'm in for a tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I think mellonman needs a whip round first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 This is where I feel guilty as I'm about to claim my year end bonus, plus my 6 month bonus from IBM (Around 6k with enough IBM bonus points left to claim a weeks holiday in Portugal ) Although it really is easy come easy go as most of it will pay off last months credit card and what's left is being put aside for the GT-86 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 This is where I feel guilty as I'm about to claim my year end bonus, plus my 6 month bonus from IBM (Around 6k with enough IBM bonus points left to claim a weeks holiday in Portugal I never agreed to any of this renumeration. See me tomorrow morning in my office 8.30am sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I never agreed to any of this renumeration. See me tomorrow morning in my office 8.30am sharp. Do I have to bring the toys again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Do I have to bring the toys again Actually the 6k is absolutely fine.....and take tomorrow off. Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 christ am i the only one who got a decent bonus then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Plethora Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Worked for my company for 6 years. Started out at £250, then £150, £100, then nothing at all last year to back up to £100 this year. Once the tax man has had his slice i'm going to get a pack of pop tarts and 7up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Was told beginning of this week I would get a Christmas bonus of around £250. I've worked my ass of this year with no pay rise, so alittle disappointed but considering the recession,... better than nothing,... or so i thought Received the payslip today. £150 bonus and was told verbally "NO pay rise next year". When I asked WTF happened to the £250 I was told,..... I said "around" 250 and anything is better than nothing. Happy bloomin' Christmas. Shameful thing is, the g/f and I have just put down a deposit on a sofa as we were counting on the bonus,.. so now I have to tell my partner to cancel the sofa. Great! Some days I wish all the fat cats of this country would gorge themselves to death! wow! What a coincidence! COmpany I work with dishes out the same bonus for Xmas too! Its a one time one off thingy too tho... what industry do you work in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 This is where I feel guilty as I'm about to claim my year end bonus, plus my 6 month bonus from IBM (Around 6k with enough IBM bonus points left to claim a weeks holiday in Portugal ) Although it really is easy come easy go as most of it will pay off last months credit card and what's left is being put aside for the GT-86 Nice! You contracting at the moment or in a perm position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 No bonus for me as I'm self-employed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 You think you have problems, David Cameron has just remembered he invited Eric Pickles over for christmas dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 As some know the industry I work in my lips are sealed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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