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chuck norris facts


leet45single

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seen some of these on another forum and had me in stitches so feel free to add more if you have heard of any, i'll start.....

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.

 

chuck norris can snezze with his eyes open

 

The Dark is scared of Chuck Norris

 

Chuck Norris once killed 3 birds with half a stone!

 

Chuch Norris counted to infinity.... twice

 

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris.

 

The eternal conundrum of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an imovable object was solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

 

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s**t out of it

 

Giraffes were created when chuck norris upper cutted a donkey. :D

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