leet45single Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 seen some of these on another forum and had me in stitches so feel free to add more if you have heard of any, i'll start..... Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the Earth down. chuck norris can snezze with his eyes open The Dark is scared of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris once killed 3 birds with half a stone! Chuch Norris counted to infinity.... twice Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. The eternal conundrum of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an imovable object was solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s**t out of it Giraffes were created when chuck norris upper cutted a donkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest horny_devil Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 chuck norris drives a front wheel drive mk4 supra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Chuck Norris is cool !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Oh come on! Really! Chuck norris is a stupid actor and a pussy! If he is that good and 'all powerful' then he would come to my house right now, and slap my head against the keyboaj23oj423oiuh4j32j14kkj2134kj132j4h12jh4k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 lol Thats awesome. Made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leet45single Posted December 18, 2011 Author Share Posted December 18, 2011 Chuck Norris can touch M C Hammer When chuck norris pours milk into his rice krispies they shut the f**k up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 google chuck norris and i think its the second result down. it sais something like "error page not found...google knows that you dont find chuck norris. he finds you" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Oh come on! Really! Chuck norris is a stupid actor and a pussy! If he is that good and 'all powerful' then he would come to my house right now, and slap my head against the keyboaj23oj423oiuh4j32j14kkj2134kj132j4h12jh4k. lol . nice posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Chuck Norris tells Branners what to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 http://www.nochucknorris.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Does anyone know how many Chuck Norris' it takes to change a lightbulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Does anyone know how many Chuck Norris' it takes to change a lightbulb? None. The bulb poops itself and changes itself (not its underwear, itself for another bulb). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Why did chuck norris cross the road ? The road fooled around with his sister, in a statement from intensive care the road thoroughly apologises and says it'll never happen again and is grateful Mr Norris "took it easy on him" in the circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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