stevie_b Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even. (My apologies for this.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplewitch Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 What do angry mice send each other at Christmas ? Cross Mouse Cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I peeked at one of my presents under the tree this morning - naughty, I know. However, it was just a massive bag of rice! Thanks a lot, Uncle Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for Christmas? Because he felt his presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomgeer Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Whats yellow and dangerous? Shark infested Custard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneybrendan Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas. It wasn’t her main present, it was just a stocking filler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneybrendan Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 We were so poor in our house when I was young, that on Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had f*ck all to play with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 i peeked at one of my presents under the tree this morning - naughty, i know. However, it was just a massive bag of rice! Thanks a lot, uncle ben. pmsl!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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