Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 i think say 10 years ago, there was none of this internet meeting etc.. but now its seen as a social thing to say i met my bird on the net. back in my day and am not old ( 32) i met linzi when i was 23 at a club. if back then i told someone you met a bird online - it would not be normal and maybe seen as a sad thing to do. but if i was ever single again i would use the power of the net as it certainly gives you a lot more ways to meet people and hook up if you like. the horizon and choice is widen as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Hookers are always a good shout when bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 malcolm my friend, intrust your hand to mine and sit beside me and let eddy bear tell you a secret. I too felt the same as you my friend. Last year I was so very depressed and Christmas seemed to just amplify the feelings. Its seems like everyone else has found the perfect partner except you. Well,... here i am. Pretty much a year to the day when i felt at my lowest point and single. Difference is now,..... Im engaged to a wonderful woman who is just perfect in every way possible and have just bought a house together. How so? Well,.. trust me when i say, if i can do it so can you! Simple - positive attitude and try and just go for it! Never say NO! 2 days after boxing day last year I arranged a date with someone I just wouldn't normal consider g/f material,... and here I am. BE positive and TRY EVERYTHING!! Its better to regret something you have done, than regret something you haven't. Internet dating sites are a great way to start. OR do what i did,.. use rohypnol Great post Ed. Like you say, it's about attitiude and confidence. Paul, you need to get yourself in some positions where you get talking to women. The worst they can do is tell you where to go (or call the Police and pass on the DNA evidence). You will find that most women will find the attention flattering and as long as you are not mega cheesy you should get a polite response. Great chat up lines to try include "Hold my pint I'm going for a sh!t..!!" and "Does this rag smell of cloroform?" I think you need to be a bit more optimistic about your chances. Take a pride in your appearance be poilte but confident and see how you go. I see plenty of blokes who are boxing above their weight when it comes to the woman on their arm (I am one of them). Even if you have a face like a dropped pie, you could pull a stunner. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Sometimes you have to look outside the pond, when I was single clubbing had easy girls looking for fun, work had some decent girls but not my type. So last resort as I was fed up of having fun I joined a dating site thinking of just fun, but I met my fiancé who i got engaged to last week . My advice use dating sites you will find your type, but it maybe outside the pond . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 So in essence, you have to kiss loads of frogs before you find your princess then, Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Sometimes you have to look outside the pond, when I was single clubbing had easy girls looking for fun, work had some decent girls but not my type. So last resort as I was fed up of having fun I joined a dating site thinking of just fun, but I met my fiancé who i got engaged to last week . My advice use dating sites you will find your type, but it maybe outside the pond . I didn't realise there were different types of inflatable women? Good thing about being in the "pond" is that they float..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Well she was the first frog and last , I never thought I would fall in love after my ex but sites have prooved me wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I didn't realise there were different types of inflatable women? Good thing about being in the "pond" is that they float..!! Mine would she has nice bust haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Mine would she has nice bust haha. Pics or you're lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I am the same as neil except I have a tiny penis as well........ top that. Dont worry im hung like a hamster too, but its the motion in the ocean!!! bla bla bla. Just buy a bigger turbo if your struggling to pull, seems to work lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I didn't realise there were different types of inflatable women? Good thing about being in the "pond" is that they float..!! atleast you dont have to rubber up on a inflatable doll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Pics or you're lying She would go mad lol she knows I use this forum. But would you like to see RATS? They look sexy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 atleast you dont have to rubber up on a inflatable doll If you don't "rubber up" though, eventually the nose starts running..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Is that the club motto?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 If you don't "rubber up" though, eventually the nose starts running..!! Ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I am the same as neil except I have a tiny penis as well........ top that. This thread had my laughing out loud!!!! HAH HAH!! oh, and Jurgen. Have a heart mate. We're not all blessed with Spanish good l00ks like you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I am the same as neil except I have a tiny penis as well........ top that. Just put on some weight. It's not the size of the hammer, it's the weight behind it that hammers in the nail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 That's great news scott thanks, when I saw you posted here last I thought you had turned up to steam roll our fun and feelings. If it could be described as a hammer it must be on the same size barbies boyfriend ken used to knock up their dream house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Just don't put on too much weight. excessive weight behind the hammer and you might bend your nail. OUCH!!!! Are we helping this guy or what! Mkivsupra.net rules!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I like to think I have done my bit no matter how small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 How old are you Graham? Maybe its still growing. Some willies take a few years to get to maximum length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 64.... Are you grooming me on the internet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Nope,.. you screwed with that mate. And more bad news,.. Sorry,.. your now into the shrinking age zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Lol I am just 27 as in my name Graham1984 is my year of birth not weight in lbs or the amount of zoom needed to view my penis.. From an inch away. I hope the OP is feeling better as we are here to help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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