stevie_b Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 If you've got a trolley jack maybe jack the back up so it's not being held by handbrake and just tow it with that chelsea tractor of your's That sounds difficult: towing a car that has one axle raised from the ground. I can't see that the tiny castor wheels on trolley jacks would allow it. Two small skips, either side of it. Unless he knows someone who has 2 spare skips, that's probably about £300 in skip hire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I hope the chap has moved his car by now!! Seriously, I would go all Jihad on it if was there for a greater part of the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I think pics are in order if its still there. Let's see this offending and offensive vehicle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOGIE Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 how bad you gonna feel if this ars****le turns up all happy jumps in their car and drives off none the wiser and you miss your chance at "having a polite word"? maybe you should try your hand at car detailing with an electric polishing mob?? saves scorching your own paintwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 A powerful jet of water from the underside could budge it enough, but maybe not leave 'too' much of a mark after. odbvUh76sJo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 A depleted uranium tank round might be able to move the car to one side. Either that or it'll pass straight through and out the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Any chance of a photo? What car is it out of interest? If you've got a trolley jack maybe jack the back up so it's not being held by handbrake and just tow it with that chelsea tractor of your's Definitely need pics!! how bad you gonna feel if this ars****le turns up all happy jumps in their car and drives off none the wiser and you miss your chance at "having a polite word"? maybe you should try your hand at car detailing with an electric polishing mob?? saves scorching your own paintwork. LOL! exactly! at least jack it up and remove a wheel or two, and leave a note that you would like a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Cut the brake li.... Ok, maybe not the smartest idea, but it'd be funny to see him drive off and crash immediately (without injuring anybody) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 So is it still there then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I think Far might be in prison. the guy must have come back by now and Far must have kicked his a$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I think Far might be in prison. the guy must have come back by now and Far must have kicked his a$$ That, or he's run out of food and died of starvation due to not being able to get to the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 That, or he's run out of food and died of starvation due to not being able to get to the shop. hahahah true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 *Update* well I got back from my conference last night after being away since Monday and luckily it was gone! Wife was at her cousins since Saturday so it wasnt as inconvenient as it would have been if we were both in. i'll check with the neighbours over the weekend to see if anyone saw anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottC Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Pity you didn't get to "thank" him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Please tell me you at LEAST left a note on his window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Please tell me you at LEAST left a note on his window? Yeah this ^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 The window that you left scattered over his drivers seat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Well I know where I can park for free when I go on holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Yeah this ^^^^^ Edit - This was supposed to end up under Septic's reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Yeah this ^^^^^ Edit - This was supposed to end up under Septic's reply. The quote button works a treat, y'know! Glad it's gone, but I'm disappointed you let them get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo2810 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 This thread has got to be the biggest miscarriage of justice this year. You Sir, need a slap or a medal, I'm still debating which. No photo's, no retribution? You leave us all with a serious feeling of emptiness. I feel at the very least you should be banned from posting until you learn how to harness your dormant violent tendencies. Big Num can guide you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Perhaps it's a spiritual lesson for us all? Maybe 'Far' is the Dalai Lama...and he attacked the perpertrator with kindness and understanding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Perhaps it's a spiritual lesson for us all? Maybe 'Far' is the Dalai Lama...and he attacked the perpertrator with kindness and understanding? Meh, i'd have used Jedi mind tricks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I'd have left a deuce on his bonnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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