fastcar Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 if the police wont do nothing i would smash the window and move it. i wouldnt have that for 1 secound 2 days i would be doing the nut:Pling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Just get a few mates to help you lift up the rear and push it out of the way preferably into the middle of the road . If you damage the car say by smashing a window its going to come back and bite you in the ass !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 If you damage the car say by smashing a window its going to come back and bite you in the ass !! It's a good point but some on here don't seem to realise it. Or maybe I have a naive view of what the police are able or willing to prosecute for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 It's a good point but some on here don't seem to realise it. Or maybe I have a naive view of what the police are able or willing to prosecute for. I feel the solution to this maybe more simple than people think. You say you have two cars right and your wife's is blocked in on the drive. Take your car and park it round the corner or at a friends then ring the police and tell them that someone is blocking your car in and you have no way to get to work in the morning and you need it moving ASAP. As has been said it is illegal to block you on your drive and not illegal to block you out of it. Try this and see what they say, be persistent as they will try and fob you off because they don't want to do it. Exaggerate a bit but don't go overboard, say if you don't go to work you wife and children will go hungry, you can't pay your mortgage etc etc Threaten to contact a local paper to tell them how helpful they are being, use anything you can without getting yourself into trouble like saying I will move it myself if you don't. This isn't worth getting a criminal record over tbh even if it is a great inconvenience. Be rational and weigh up the options before you do something silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 puncture his tyres, stick a banana up his exhaust, get Ed to put his man juices over the door handles, dont let him get away with it without getting him back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 puncture his tyres, stick a banana up his exhaust, get Ed to put his man juices over the door handles, dont let him get away with it without getting him back. I don't get out of bed for anything less than 10 grand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I don't get out of bed for anything less than 10 grand. aahahahahahahahahaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKEYmark Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 wow cant belive this gone on for so long.i had a bit of a do with next door as he was parking his car infron of my house on path not blocking my car in.so started parking my car in front of my gates making it akward for him getting his cars in and out as he a mechanic working from home.cars in and out of his drive all time. he came asking me to move my car back and had a few words now he parks his car about 30 yards up road.oin front of his house is a pelican crossing. gets you so mad when people take things for granted.blocking him in sounds a good option but no use for your wifes car.i would be fuming been blocked in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuldhat Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Had once a PUG 106, that blocked my car, so me and friends flipped it on the roof and pushed it away. Worked out great.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Dam! cant believe this is still going on, my patients would have ended after two hours, and i would have called a mate with a 4x4 and it would have been somewhere up the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 It's happened to me before. Wheel clamp did the trick. Not after a long trip to the shops with him sitting in his car waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ajay Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Smash the window, shift it out the way and leave a few dirty footprint dents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 my patients would have ended after two hours You're a crap doctor!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 You're a crap doctor!! Lol, I was thinking of something as a reply to that but couldn't think of a good'un. Not that yours was all that good anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 That's a real knack. Even when you don't have a witty retort for something you still reply telling us so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Lol, I was thinking of something as a reply to that but couldn't think of a good'un. Not that yours was all that good anyway Jealousy is an unattractive beast Josh x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I have to come clean. It's my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I have to come clean. It's my car. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOSTA Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I have to come clean. It's my car. Pmsl ha ha ha I think alittle wee just came out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I feel the solution to this maybe more simple than people think. You say you have two cars right and your wife's is blocked in on the drive. Take your car and park it round the corner or at a friends then ring the police and tell them that someone is blocking your car in and you have no way to get to work in the morning and you need it moving ASAP. As has been said it is illegal to block you on your drive and not illegal to block you out of it. Try this and see what they say, be persistent as they will try and fob you off because they don't want to do it. Exaggerate a bit but don't go overboard, say if you don't go to work you wife and children will go hungry, you can't pay your mortgage etc etc Threaten to contact a local paper to tell them how helpful they are being, use anything you can without getting yourself into trouble like saying I will move it myself if you don't. This isn't worth getting a criminal record over tbh even if it is a great inconvenience. Be rational and weigh up the options before you do something silly. Say that whilst he has these laying around? '09 Audi Q7 S-line Facelift '07 CLS - Brabus tuned CDI 272bhp with AMG kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Any chance of a photo? What car is it out of interest? If you've got a trolley jack maybe jack the back up so it's not being held by handbrake and just tow it with that chelsea tractor of your's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JS2004 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Two small skips, either side of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Any chance of a photo? What car is it out of interest? If you've got a trolley jack maybe jack the back up so it's not being held by handbrake and just tow it with that chelsea tractor of your's Unless it's FWD and in gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Two small skips, either side of it. One big skip, in the middle of the roof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Smartarse - but you do have a point Josh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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