garetheves Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Bit of a titanic here but stumbled upon this again today and well worth a re-read. Dont be put off by the title and the warning page, read it from start to finish, its absolutely hilarious [GRIN][/GRIN] http://www.zug.com/scrawl/analbob/ SFW by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 "They are going to anaesthetize both Bob and me, and then dilate my asshole to a diameter that until that moment it has never known. My greatest fear is becoming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers. " Oh dear, I just spitted coffe all over my keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 "They are going to anaesthetize both Bob and me, and then dilate my asshole to a diameter that until that moment it has never known. My greatest fear is becoming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers. " Oh dear, I just spitted coffe all over my keyboard Wait till you get to the "scene" in the actual operating theatre, actually Laughed Out Loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Oh hell yeah, i'm crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33wgn Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 That guy needs a career in writing short stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Wonderful..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Sounds like a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Mac Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 "I was led into an adjoining examination room. A doctor that hadn't seen or fingered me before was there. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Ouch... is this for real? I don't want to get an anal fisting...er... I mean fissure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Ouch... is this for real? I don't want to get an anal fisting...er... I mean fissure... Pretty sure the story is real. That type of condition in that extent is fairly rare. If you did happen to get one, you most likely wouldn't REALLY notice. The odd wipe with blood showing is generally all you will get. In saying that, I guess it's the cause that determins the extent. Given how these are generally contracted I would be curious as to how this guy got his.... it certainly isn't because of Thai food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Pretty sure the story is real. That type of condition in that extent is fairly rare. If you did happen to get one, you most likely wouldn't REALLY notice. The odd wipe with blood showing is generally all you will get. In saying that, I guess it's the cause that determins the extent. Given how these are generally contracted I would be curious as to how this guy got his.... it certainly isn't because of Thai food Hmm, got me bit worried now... I do get the odd blood when wiping especially after heavy night of drinking and dodgy curry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Hmm, got me bit worried now... I do get the odd blood when wiping especially after heavy night of drinking and dodgy curry... Nothing to worry about as far as I know, get it checked out if you feel the need. Make sure the room is thermos free though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 If you have a hairy crack I wonder if they will shave it first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Made my night that has, brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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