supra steveo Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 well tonight Al Massey and myself went out on the pop to Newmarket (well i drove), we bumped into Craig (JnrEast21) in deniro's, and now we need to have a Bury meet so these two can see who has the loudest N/A .............. but thats another story any way on the way home from Newmarket we decided to stop off at a kebab shop in Bury and the local night club was just kicking out, so while we sat there in my car eating our food and some blonde haired lass walked over and turned as if she was going to sit on the front of my car, before she had time to park her gluteus maximARSE on my front i shouted for her to not even think about it, so her thinking she was gods gift was giving it the whole "you wont let me put this arse on the bonnet of your car ? " with a stupid sad face, so told her thats right and also informed her her arse wasnt all that anyway so by this time i was getting bored of the supra getting a little to much attention so decided to shift it , said blonde lass started gobbing off telling me i wasnt all that then launched her kebab at me sat in the car, the kebab hit me in the side of the head , all down the side of my car and was all over the inside of the car me seeing the red mist immediately, ripped the hand brake on and got out the car, thank god she wasnt closer to the car coz i would have smacked the bitch, so she stood there, infront of the police giving massive air grabs and shouting yes yes yes !!! was enough to wined me up and get the police to intervene coz i was walking towards her with a face like a smacked bum and covered in her kebab, I called her all the names under the sun , i should of hit her as she was telling me to lol crazy bitch , anyway the police got involved and calmed me down, at first i thought they were going to try and sweep it under the carpet until I said that looking at this from a legal angle she has actually just assaulted me, so the copper said if he was going to press any charge it would be criminal damage, anyway after a little chat it came about that she would pay to have the car valeted and an agreement was made that she had to hand over £20 to cover the mess she had made of my car, fair do i said, now while this convo was going on the girl was apparently round the corner cry her eyes out coz i had scared her and that she was sorry ( think she was sorry and crying coz she got caught lol ) , well thats what her mate told me after the copper left to go get my £20, and i got the whole sob story of how she was 25 with 2 kids and her boyfriend has just left her (not really suprised he popped smoke if she behaves like that) ...................... well now, thats unfortunate, but if people cant handle their drink and act irresponsibly they should face up to the consequences of their actions so cheers for the £20 you psycho, think what i will do tomorrow is take the carpet out, steam clean it and dye it black and get some cockpit cleaner and shine with the money, think the job needed doing anyway just a shame it took this to do it and now we need to sort out a Bury meet so these two girls can see who has the loudest N/A and who went to Tenerife and who went to Elevenerife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradibbs Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 So did you get a shag or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Steve can you NEVER EVER have a night out without the police getting involved. Personally I think you were bullying and intimidating the girl so much this is why she acted in such a way. Your an angry bad tempered person that can't control his temper. But you already know that don't you. Anyways put that 20 quid towards that TT conversion lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 So did you get a shag or not? Yep Massey took the full length ahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Oh man, that was hard to read, all in one big paragraph. Anyhow, at least she got caught and paid up. You know what you should have done though? Waited until she almost sat on the bonnet, then beeped the horn. My guess is that she'd have hit the deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 You should have said to the copper "If she gives me £20 and a BJ I'll call it quits..!", just to see the look on his face. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Lets face some facts she wouldnt have done if it wasnt an n.a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Personally I think you were bullying and intimidating the girl How, he's ony 3ft 7 tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Shoulda let her sit on the bonnet then reversed out from under her. Lol Sent from my iPhone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staples230uk Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Up for the bury meet. I might bring some hot pepper sauce to throw back at said bimbos lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 £20 and no shag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil-NA Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 May just be me but £20 and a free kebab = win (even if its on the face and inside of the car, free food is free food) Shame you couldn't make it a hat trick and get in her kebab meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Should have called her ''FAT'' that would have sorted her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra joe Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 well tonight Al Massey and myself went out on the pop to Newmarket (well i drove), we bumped into Craig (JnrEast21) in deniro's, and now we need to have a Bury meet so these two can see who has the loudest N/A .............. but thats another story any way on the way home from Newmarket we decided to stop off at a kebab shop in Bury and the local night club was just kicking out so while we sat there in my car eating our food some blonde haired lass walked over as and turned as if she was going to sit on the front of my car, before she had time to park her gluteus maximARSE on my front i shouted for her to not even think about it, so her thinking she was gods gift was giving it the whole "you wont let me put this arse on the bonnet of your car ? " with a stupid sad face so told her thats right and also informed her her arse wasnt all that anyway so by this time i was getting bored of the supra getting a little to much attention so decided to shift it , said blonde lass started gobbing off telling me i wasnt all that then launched her kebab at me sat in the car, the kebab hit me in the side of the head , all down the side of my car and was all over the inside of the car me seeing the red mist immediately, ripped the hand brake on and got out the car, thank god she wasnt closer to the car coz i would have smacked the bitch, so she stood there, infront of the police, giving massive air grabs and shouting yes yes yes !!! was enough to wined me up and get the police to intervene coz i was walking towards her with a face like a smacked bum and covered in kebab, I called her all the names under the sun , i should of hit her as she was telling me to lol crazy bitch , anyway the police got involved and calmed me down, at first i thought they were going to try and sweep it under the carpet until I said that looking at this from a legal angle she has actually just assaulted me, so the copper said if he was going to press any charge it would be criminal damage anyway after a little chat it came about that she would pay to have the car valeted and an agreement was made that she had to hand over £20 to cover the mess she had made of my car, fair do i said, now while this convo was going on the girl was apparently round the corner cry her eyes out coz i had scared her and that she was sorry ( think she was sorry and crying coz she got caught lol ) , well thats what her mate told me after the copper left to go get my £20, and i got the whole sob story of how she was 25 with 2 kids and her boyfriend has just left her (not really suprised he popped smoke if she behaves like that) ...................... well now, thats unfortunate, but if people cant handle their drink and act irresponsibly they should face up to the consequences of their actions so cheers for the £20 you psycho, think what i will do tomorrow is take the carpet out, steam clean it and dye it black and get some cockpit cleaner and shine with the money, think the job needed doing anyway just a shame it took this to do it and now we need to sort out a Bury meet so these two girls can see who has the loudest N/A and who went to Tenerife and who went to Elevenerife bitch ! That's why I don't take my supra to town, after I was standing on the door and whitnessed some knob shouting at mine through a traffic cone and hitting the rear spoiler ! Grrr. Wasn't standing for long justice done lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 Steve can you NEVER EVER have a night out without the police getting involved. Personally I think you were bullying and intimidating the girl so much this is why she acted in such a way. Your an angry bad tempered person that can't control his temper. But you already know that don't you. Anyways put that 20 quid towards that TT conversion lol. lol i know but your angry too tho, i found that out 30 seconds into fast five and yes the money has gone in my jew jar Oh man, that was hard to read, all in one big paragraph. I know i was even having problems re-reading it lol You should have said to the copper "If she gives me £20 and a BJ I'll call it quits..!", just to see the look on his face. H. did actually cross my mind you would thought she would of wanted someone to rebound off ha Lets face some facts she wouldnt have done if it wasnt an n.a i will adress that issue when i can think its going to be my present to myself when i get this divorce finalised How, he's ony 3ft 7 tall 5ft7 actually lanky Should have called her ''FAT'' that would have sorted her out. i did just did her the biggest favour anyway lol she was alright looking to be fair, if she wanted to put her arse on my car she could of spoke to me about it first instead of just walking over and doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 bitch ! That's why I don't take my supra to town, after I was standing on the door and whitnessed some knob shouting at mine through a traffic cone and hitting the rear spoiler ! Grrr. Wasn't standing for long justice done lol. good lol well do you remember when i came through the toon and stopped to see you and that lass was on my bonnet but she was about 7 stone dripping wet tho ( lol dripping wet ..... well i dont think she was that into cars that much but she was tiny ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westy Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 So did you get a shag or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 Up for the bury meet. I might bring some hot pepper sauce to throw back at said bimbos lol! first weekend in December then ? or even a weekend in November we also need to find a Db reader without involving the police lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Oh man, that was hard to read, all in them there big wurds I'll bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 lol@ this post, it cheered me up. The sob story is ridiculous. Why go out if she's that poor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 You should have said to the copper "If she gives me £20 and a BJ I'll call it quits..!", just to see the look on his face. H. That's exatly what I would have said. I get into a lot of bother with my idea of 'wit' at times though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 lol@ this post, it cheered me up. The sob story is ridiculous. Why go out if she's that poor! To meet a new fella of course, though she might need to work on her technique a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 That's exatly what I would have said. I get into a lot of bother with my idea of 'wit' at times though Story of my life, although I will never change..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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