peter richards Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 his new wife is spending to much money on shoes, pitty the previous didnt get off on the right foot , or was it left:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Rubber Sole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 would have been better if you said "...twice as much" or "...double" - etc etc Good gag though. Heather's moved on though, she's getting her log over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Not current but my favourite used to be "What's got three legs and lives on a farm". Peter, you really need to work on your delivery. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Not current but my favourite used to be "What's got three legs and lives on a farm". H. Mine too. One of the funniest jokes in history. I was gutted when they got divorced. I also liked: 'Paul bought Heather a plane for Christmas. And a razor for the other leg.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Mine too. One of the funniest jokes in history. I was gutted when they got divorced. I also liked: 'Paul bought Heather a plane for Christmas. And a razor for the other leg.' Great gags all round then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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