garetheves Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 1. Why wasn't Jesus born in Liverpool? They couldnt find 3 Wise men and a Virgin. 2. A young Liverpudlian girl is helping her mum wash the dishes. She turns to her mum and says (in a scouse accent) " Mum, why do have such smooth hands?" To which her mum replies... "Cos im only 14" Now this next one is controvertial. Its a topical, very un-PC joke that may offend...But they are normally the best. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3. Its a shame about Richard Whittley dying of Pneumonia.... but at least it was a 9 letter word with all the vowels in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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