MaveriK Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 A guy goes to Railcorp to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that..." I'll be here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Did you not get your coat already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I bet that caffeine allergy is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Did you not get your coat already? Some french guy with no plums nicked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Haha. Like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 lmao i like that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Paul Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 and he's back!! keep em comiming.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcc42uk Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Two ariels got married Wedding was rubbish Reception was good though Sorry:taped: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soarer Tim Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Keep em coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcc42uk Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Ok then, you want some cringe? Two peanuts walking down the road One was assaulted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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