MaveriK Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I was outside a French restaurant when a couple came up to me and said, "Avez-vous une table pour deux?" "Are you calling me a dick?" I asked. Shocked, the man replied, "Not at all! I thought you worked here; I was asking for a table." "So you thought I was French?" "Well yes." "Are you calling me a dick?" I repeated. I'll close the door behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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