Josh Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 So I'm at the pub with a friend of mine and he says "dude, if you have a crash and pee yourself, you get a grand. If you poop yourself, you get two grand". My response was "testicles". He reckons it's true. After some searching, it's a much talked about subject. If I don't go t'bog in t'morning then on the way to work slam my brakes on, poo myself then claim for humiliation, will I get some monies? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Stop posting on the forum from the pub and enjoy your pint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Stop posting on the forum from the pub and enjoy your pint! I'm back home. Blitzed. Popped to the curry house and grabbed a naan bread on the way back. Had to be done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 It was a wednesday night you alcoholic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Its not true, and don't you know that lying is a sin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 It was a wednesday night you alcoholic! Every night is a good night for a drink Its not true, and don't you know that lying is a sin? I'll risk going to hell. I hear it's warmer anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 How horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 How horrible. I know, last time I had a crash, I wish I knew about this too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Sounds difficult to pull off, under pressure. You'd be better off having a few dry runs in your bedroom. Well, I say, "dry" runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 what about if you dont crash and just have a passenger ride in jamie's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 sounds difficult to pull off, under pressure. You'd be better off having a few dry runs in your bedroom. Well, i say, "dry" runs. :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Sounds difficult to pull off, under pressure. You'd be better off having a few dry runs in your bedroom. Well, I say, "dry" runs. you could just keep this mornings relief in a bag and keep it in the glove box, if you crash just open the bag and rub it everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 you could just keep this mornings relief in a bag and keep it in the glove box, if you crash just open the bag and rub it everywhere. And if you don't crash, you have your lunch sorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 You need to offset the money you gain by the lower resale value of the cars you own when you come to sell them off. Or, invest in a job lot of Magic Trees to try and shift the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 What if you crash because you shat your trollies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 What if you crash because you shat your trollies? 6 months in prison. No trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Edit: Double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No wonder insurance prices are rocketing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Compensation for humiliation? Surely drivers who have fitted a Veilside bodykit won't be eligible for this, because they have already subjected thesmelves to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyh_15 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 If you get compensation for humiliation do all supra owners get a pay out every tine you get in your supra Josh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 If you get compensation for humiliation do all supra owners get a pay out every tine you get in your supra Josh Harsh but having given it consideration.... fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 If you get compensation for humiliation do all supra owners get a pay out every tine you get in your supra Josh Harsh but having given it consideration.... fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 If you get compensation for humiliation do all supra owners get a pay out every tine you get in your supra Josh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignum Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Sounds like poo payout, do you and your mate have nowt else to talk about:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Sounds like poo payout, do you and your mate have nowt else to talk about:) All other topics had been exhausted. This just happened to come up and I wondered if anyone had heard anything about it, or whether it's true or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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