SupraAyf Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" And the princess said, "No!" The Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 That's more like it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Broads? Did he eat "mom's apple pie" too? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 The way it should have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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