Ricky49 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 God I feel terrible, the wife and I went to one of her mates for a BBQ on saturday evening had a good night until 3am sunday. Since Sunday morning the bathroom is the only room I feel safe. I have the squirts and projectial vomit which is pretty cool apart from when I have them both at the same time:blink:. Last night we found out that the couple hosting the party took the chicken off the table as a couple of people commented on its taste, but I did have a few sherberts and it tasted fine to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Eww. Lovely. Hope you feel better soon! Also, good idea to post around lunch time! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 But will you live? Both ends is pretty nasty to be fair. Get well soon chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shima60 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Horrible when that happens. I've not had it in years but both ends is a bad mix. Get well soon and hope you feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Make sure you empty the bucket often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Cant say Ive ever heard the squits and voms described as 'pretty cool' before But get well soon lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I have the squirts and projectial vomit which is pretty cool apart from when I have them both at the same time:blink:. Shouldn't laugh at one's inflictions but that did make me Good thing about a bout of food P is that it doesn't last that long. And by the sounds of it your getting rid of the nastiness rather quickly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 i have had this too and from chicken if you need a fart ensure your firmly seated on the bog, i made a mistake once when i thought it was safe to let a sneaky one off... follow through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 i have had this too and from chicken if you need a fart ensure your firmly seated on the bog, i made a mistake once when i thought it was safe to let a sneaky one off... follow through Commonly know as "sharting". Bad times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky49 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 i have had this too and from chicken if you need a fart ensure your firmly seated on the bog, i made a mistake once when i thought it was safe to let a sneaky one off... follow through That did make me laugh. No chance of me farting I don't think I dare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staples230uk Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Oh god hope you get better soon! I had this a few years back but found out whilst sleeping not good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Get better soon matey. P.s and your doing the BBQ @ Lee's then??? Mmmmm think i'll bring a Mcd's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Plethora Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Try not to sneeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxluc Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Get better soon dude. I had food poisoning 6 month back when they used salami (that was overdue) on the pizzas in my local italian restaurant. 8 people got sick, I have to admit it was really bad .. took me 3 days to get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky49 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 Get better soon matey. P.s and your doing the BBQ @ Lee's then??? Mmmmm think i'll bring a Mcd's You will be fine. It will help you get down the strip quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee P Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Dam, hope you feel better mate. Nancy tried to kill me with an uncooked chicken Kiev once, I lost over a stone. Not nice at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Cracking weight loss prgramme though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky49 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 Just had some soup and it's stayed in me, wooooohhooooo Dam, hope you feel better mate. Nancy tried to kill me with an uncooked chicken Kiev once, I lost over a stone. Not nice at all. That's what Cat is making tonight for us, might pass now lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Man Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 There is no need to suffer, unless you enjoy it. Drink lots of water and use rehydration power. Imodium can work wonders! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin.starr Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Doesnt imodium bung you up and keep it all inside, when your body wants it out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I had it week before last from kfc, me my mum and dad got it, puked at work, had to go home as it was really bad and puked in the supra just as i came of the dual carriage way:( dont worry the supras ok now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 hmmm sounds like a pattern here...a bit unwell myselfbut not both ends thank god So is the missus... and one colleague... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Better than the slimfast plan the good old diarrhoea diet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Nothing worse than a bit of "calcutta splutter" or "bombay spray"..!! Hope you get well soon, in the short term do not trust a fart. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Best thing for food poisoning or any type of diarrhea is opti bac containing s-boulardii, will stop any diarrhea instantly better than anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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