bobapple Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 How do you turn a fox into an elephant?^ Marry It!^ What is the difference between a battery and a woman?^ A battery has a positive side.^^ Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?^ Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..^ How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?^ Put a nipple on it.^^ Why do women fake orgasms ?^ Because they think men care.^^^ What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?^ Nothing, she's been told twice already.^ If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you^done wrong?^ Made her chain too long^ ^ Why do men pass gas more than women?^ Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.^^^ If your dog^ is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at^ the^front door, who do you let^ in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.^ Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by^90%..^ It's called a Wedding Cake.^ Why do men die before their wives?^ They want to.^ ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Attero Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 why do men pass gas more than women?^ because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 LOL loved those, I'll have to tell my girlfriend them when she gets in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soopra Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 you tell me my place is in the kitchen... good... that's where all the sharp knives are!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coza Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 ahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 i must post a few of them on facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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