stinboy Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Something very unusual (and painful) has just happened to me. Thought i'd go for a cycle this afternoon as it has finally stopped raining around my way. Get about 3 miles from home when a wasp flies into my mouth and stings me on the tongue! Ouch! Hurts like the proverbial bitch I can tell you! Thank goodness for NHS direct - lots of good advice but you know you're having a strange day when you find yourself stood in the kitchen bathing your tongue in Sarsons vinegar Has this ever happened to anone else? (it will make me feel better that I'm not the only one!) Ow ow ow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Good job it didn't get any further and sting your throat! Hope you're ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 i can go one better. i was out on my motorbike a few years ago and a bat flew in my helmet as i had a off road bash hat.... i crashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 oh and i got stung on the lip by a wasp at santapod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Closest I've had was a bee strike just below the left eye, chemist a few hundred yards up the road, pulled in and the kind lady behind the desk removed the sting with some tweezers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I got stung by a bee once. £2 for a can of coke. I couldn't believe it..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeG Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I got stung on the throat few years ago, as I'm allergic it nearly killed me, couldnt breath collapsed ended up in hospital etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I once had a bird poop on my helmet. Ah, the joys of anal sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 You want to come to suprapod, its full of the things! You kind of live up to 90% of your name. Stingboy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinboy Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 You want to come to suprapod, its full of the things! You kind of live up to 90% of your name. Stingboy! Things are on the up and up with the sting. Thought a few cheeky beers would help and they are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinboy Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 I got stung on the throat few years ago, as I'm allergic it nearly killed me, couldnt breath collapsed ended up in hospital etc etc Bloody hell! I've being reading about this kind of thing all afternoon. Makes me feel a bit wet really... still hurts though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I once had a bird poop on my helmet. Ah, the joys of anal sex. You don't get the recognition you deserve sir, I appreciate your deviant sense of humor. Bravo ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 You don't get the recognition you deserve sir, I appreciate your deviant sense of humor. Bravo ! Same, great quote ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeG Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Bloody hell! I've being reading about this kind of thing all afternoon. Makes me feel a bit wet really... still hurts though Fortunately I stil have one more sting left in me before I need to carry a penicillin injection with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Just as long as it wasn't a hepatitis bee, you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyTwo Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I once had a bird poop on my helmet. Ah, the joys of anal sex. LOL!!!!! Thats made my day right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 While cycling up the final hill by my house the other day, doing around 9mph, I had a pigeon attack me!! Twice!!! Damn thing attacked the back of my helmet with it's talons!! Took a swing at it and nearly hit the pavement.....evil thing!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinboy Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 While cycling up the final hill by my house the other day, doing around 9mph, I had a pigeon attack me!! Twice!!! Damn thing attacked the back of my helmet with it's talons!! Took a swing at it and nearly hit the pavement.....evil thing!!! I swear that any kind of exercise is bad for you! Previous to waspgate I was hobbling around for five weeks with a torn calf muscle from playing squash. I think it would be healthier to start smoking again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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