What's the biggest lie your mother has ever told you?

[Blackie]

When i was young i coloured my belly button in with felt pen. My mum told me off and that she "Wouldent be suprised if i woke up dead in the morning" Because of it. As i was only about five i didnt stop to think "How could i wake up dead?" Didnt get a lot of sleep that night

[ripped_fear]

haha

 

biggest lie I was told (many times) by my mum and dad was that they new I would not want a supra when I was older, because by the time I could get one it would be old fashioned and I would have changed my mind.... how wrong they were.

[Noz]

my mum told me if i put glass inside glass it will explode... as she didnt like the sound of it, tho it wud never explode i still wonder if it might

[Geo]

The Psycho dog my brother and i had when we were younger, our mum told me that it was taken to the Police Dog school, as they wanted good dogs to train, she told my brother it ran away. The real story was they put him down due to him being a nut job and wanted to savage any other dog about.

[Josh]

"If you keep playing with it, it'll fall off"

 

Still there!!

[Gabriella]

My Mother told me that if i will keep sticking out my tongue out at people it will fall off..i was scared to eat because i thought my tongue would fall off so she said that if i don't eat a witch will come and get me.So when it was dinnertime my Mother pretend it to hold the door because the witch was waiting behind it to take me away. She also was teling me that she can hear her walking (my Mother was stamping on the floor)..My much older sister told me that once i s**t my pants i was so scared

[supra joe]

that she had run away with a black man lol. ( IF this offended anyone i do apologise ) but this is what she said.

[Max Headroom]

"Your an only child"

 

She also said that to my brothers Rod, Chris, Rick, Sam, Josh and sister Liz

[mr lover]

Santa

[Noz]

my mum also told me i was "planned"... recently my dad explained it was fail attempt to be avoided, sweet!

[Ricky49]

Biggest lie that my mum had told me

 

That she was my mum

[Blackie]

that she had run away with a black man lol. ( IF this offended anyone i do apologise ) but this is what she said.

 

Lol, Everytime my mum went out without me she was "Going to run away with a big black man"

[Suprab1]

That i was the best looking wee boy in the world lol.

 

Oh yeah & that if i told lies my nose would grow

[tkddav3]

that i would go blind and the boogy man! i was way too gangsta foe dat shizzle

[Lee_e]

"If you keep playing with it, it'll fall off"

 

Still there!!

 

HAHA seconded

[Soopra]

That if I ate the crusts it would put hairs on my chest... Thankfully completely untrue (and before you ask, no I don't have any pics to prove it...)

[Homer]

The tooth fairly. I'd always get 20p when a "baby" tooth fell out (this was the early 80's), for some unknown reason I thought I'd test the tooth fairy and not tell anyone when the next one fell out... Sure enough I got nothing, not for that or the next few (had to see if the tooth fairy had just forgot!). I ended up with quite a collection of teeth before being told truth - and not to ruin it for my little sisters

[Rob]

That they have no idea where the three big scars across my lower back came from.

[welshbuddy]

That they have no idea where the three big scars across my lower back came from.

heh :O....

[SupraDan24]

That i wasnt adopted.....

[bradleyh_15]

If the wind changed my face would stay like they..........oh wait

 

Also that I was brought by the stalk like on dumbo

[Havard]

If I picked my nose, my head would cave in..!!

[bradleyh_15]

If I didnt clean my ears potatoes would grow in them!ha!

[hodge]

My mam once told me "everything would be ok".

 

I'm still waiting.

[Swampy442]

If I kept eating apple cores an apple tree would grow in my stomach, kept swallowing chewing/bubble gum it would wrap round my heart and kill me!