Rob Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Oh yes, and what does any man do when he has a plunger? Why, he pretends to be a Dalek of course. So I present myself to the wife with a utensil strapped to my forehead, the plunger on my right nipple and an egg whisk on my left. Oh, the hilarity. Later my wife asks "Why did you have an egg whisk?" "Cos their guns look a bit like egg whisks, when the end pops out as they fire" "Whose guns?" "Daleks guns" "Oh, you were pretending to be a Dalek were you?" "Yes. What did you think I was doing?" "I don't know, I just thought you were being silly" Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Sounds like a conversation in my house..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinboy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Pics or it didn't happen With HOVIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 No phones to hand, due to hilarious spontaniet....spontaniou...spur of the moment type stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Livin' on the edge, eh? Sounds fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lbm Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 As a younger man I once obtained a dangly grab handle from a tube train, as it made for the perfect Dalek eye. It was ace. Thing is, I never got to demonstrate this to my now good lady in later life.She's a lucky woman your Mrs to be living with a creative man such as your self. One thing. Did you exterminate her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Did you exterminate her? Euphemisms are getting more elaborate these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Euphemisms are getting more elaborate these days. Did it take you two months to think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I didn't look at the post dates..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I didn't look at the post dates..... What the hell did you search for to find it then?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 What the hell did you search for to find it then?! I think he has a dalek fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 What the hell did you search for to find it then?! I was bored so was typing in random words into the search function to see what I got, I was suprised when nipple returned a result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 As a younger man I once obtained a dangly grab handle from a tube train, as it made for the perfect Dalek eye. Howd you reach that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I was bored so was typing in random words into the search function to see what I got, I was suprised when nipple returned a result Now that IS weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Now that IS weird. I'm seeking professional help, he says I'm getting better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'm seeking professional help, he says I'm getting better. I suggest you stop searching for nipples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 howd you reach that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 What a fabulous day! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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