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LOL @the first one, The guy filming just chuckles as his mate face plants the bells.

 

 

Alas no vid how ever my gym was once full of chavs. They would come down on a weekend and as you can guess the training soon turned into a pi$$ing contest with each lad trying to lift more than the other.

 

Enter "ard" chav who had been loudly talking about "battering" people and "nailing" birds. After using some colourful words to belittle his fellow chav on the bench he made them stick 100kg on the bar.

 

What happened next was some kind of chav war dance as he huff puffed (no little pigs in sight) and grunted as if he was a caveman defending a kill from a team of wild dogs.

 

He got on the bench told his mates to help him get it off the hold. (i think he called the queers). Then justice took hold the second his arm delocked the weight came crashing down. This was made better by the fact his mates couldnt get it off. They just kind of bounced it up and down as he tried to get out from underneath. He was offered medical aid and told to lay on the floor. He refused and was more or less carried out by his fellow chavs.

 

Never saw him again.

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LOL @the first one, The guy filming just chuckles as his mate face plants the bells.

 

 

Alas no vid how ever my gym was once full of chavs. They would come down on a weekend and as you can guess the training soon turned into a pi$$ing contest with each lad trying to lift more than the other.

 

Enter "ard" chav who had been loudly talking about "battering" people and "nailing" birds. After using some colourful words to belittle his fellow chav on the bench he made them stick 100kg on the bar.

 

What happened next was some kind of chav war dance as he huff puffed (no little pigs in sight) and grunted as if he was a caveman defending a kill from a team of wild dogs.

 

He got on the bench told his mates to help him get it off the hold. (i think he called the queers). Then justice took hold the second his arm delocked the weight came crashing down. This was made better by the fact his mates couldnt get it off. They just kind of bounced it up and down as he tried to get out from underneath. He was offered medical aid and told to lay on the floor. He refused and was more or less carried out by his fellow chavs.

 

Never saw him again.

 

You do mean 100kg on either end of the bar I presume !!!

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There I was with the whole gym to myself when I saw this guy walk straight in from the street. The gym has a good view of the entrance. This guy signed in at the reception desk and walked directly into the gym. He lies down on the bench press and gets straight into it. Only a plate and a half on the bar and he starts to struggle. I'm on the other side of the gym doing laterals. Next thing I know this clown is pinned under the bar and trying to slide the plates off one side of the bar as he has no collars on. I drop my dumbells and run over to rescue he's dumb ass. Without even a thankyou he leaves (with a very red face) never to be seen again.

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No i mean 100 kg extra. I never saw the total he was trying to lift. However his mates where having a hard time. I can guess it was around 170.

 

Now that must have been funny, not seen many that can bench 170 +, my mate Richie used to whack 180 on and do 10 reps on INCLINE bench !!!!!

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