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So.... who's going to bid on the Universe then ;O)


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Q:

Hi, could you confirm that you have the original blueprint and/or the V5 document. Also do you happen to have the Haynes manuel?

 

A:

I don't have the original blueprints or manual, but I'll supply a Haynes manual for a 1984 Rover 213. The principles are pretty much the same except the Rover's starter motor is a bit less reliable

 

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Q: Sorry, you list its age as 13.7 million years old when I've got a very respected source next to my bed that says it is a little over 6000 years old. Can you please explain this discrepancy? And if you are in the right, does this mean I can start w*nking again?

A: If Brian Cox says it's 13.7 billion years old, that's good enought for me. Knock yerself bandy.

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The 'advert' has gone. Oh dear, someone, or something, has gobbled up the Universe, and will doubt demand silly money for it's return. I blame that super massive black hole, but most likely it's the immigrants.

 

 

He has has probably realised that he will have nowhere to spend the money after the universe is gone, so pointless to sell it.

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The 'advert' has gone. Oh dear, someone, or something, has gobbled up the Universe, and will doubt demand silly money for it's return. I blame that super massive black hole, but most likely it's the immigrants.

 

 

He has has probably realised that he will have now where to spend the money after the universe is gone, so pointless to sell it.

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