MaveriK Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Heskey turned up at Elland Road with a back pack. The Security Guard worringly asked him what he had in the bag. He said, "Porno DVD's, some counterfeit season tickets, hookey replica shirts, some drugs a bomb and an array of guns". The Security guard said "thank god for that, i thought you brought your boots!!!" I'll be here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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