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The Glasgow brothel


Chris Wilson

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The Glasgow Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a dignified,

well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you would prefer

someone else," said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged œ5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, he pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to

Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

Next night the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie said that never before had anyone come back the next night;

she was so expensive. There were no discounts; the price was still

œ5000.

At once the man gave Valerie the money and they went upstairs. After

an hour he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was

astounded, but he paid Valerie and they again went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said, "No one has ever been with me three

nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, " Edinburgh."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."

"I know." he said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was

instructed to deliver your œ15,000 inheritance in person."

The moral of the story:

Three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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