Blackie Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 After trying out a few of the drinks we are having tomorrow for the bbq we decieded to go and check the tent we (i) put up. We live at a hotel so in the car park there are a few cars, One of them being our "Hedgebouncer" Megane, It has already shunted a van (Before i bought it) so its quite battered. Well in my Red stripe testing state i thought it might be fun to run over the top of it. Before Karolina finished the sentance "Dont do it, Someone may see you" I was over the bonnet and on the roof. As i reached the peak of the Megane a bloke emerged from the car next to it asking "What the hell are you doing????" We explained i was not a tatooed vandal and it was my car it seemed to make it worse as he wondered what sort of moron runs over there own car, In short, This moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 EDITed: I miss Red Stripe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbuddy Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Haha$ awesome drunk antics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 EDITed: I miss Red Stripe!! it did go missing for a while didnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Did someone have to give you a punt to get up that high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 it id go missing for a while didnt it? Absolutely. Found it recently at my local off licence and Tesco Extra (in 650ml bottles ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Did someone have to give you a punt to get up that high? I needed a bunk up to the bonnet Absolutely. Found it recently at my local off licence and Tesco Extra (in 650ml bottles ) We found it in 484ml cans in our cash and carry, About 48 of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 brilliant, my mate got nicked recently for trying to break into a kebab house that was closed whilst he was lashed, he obviously didn't see the open one 30 metres down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Haha I bet you felt pretty stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriella Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 How drunk can he be? He's only had two cans!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Doesn't take long for the alcohol to hit the stomach for us shorter gentlemen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 How drunk can he be? He's only had two cans!! I haven't met Blackie, but I've heard he's a small fellow. Maybe once he drinks he just fills up to the top quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Haha what a jerkwad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Doesn't take long for the alcohol to hit the stomach for us shorter gentlemen I haven't met Blackie, but I've heard he's a small fellow. Maybe once he drinks he just fills up to the top quickly Hang on, Are you saying i'm short? I thought i was average hight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I'm not surprised tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Hang on, Are you saying i'm short? I thought i was average hight. You did say red right? http://right-thoughts.us/images/uploads/101104wwonka3.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Average height for a chick maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Average height for a chick maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 http://www.cdb.riken.jp/jp/04_news/annual_reports/2003/WebHelp/chick.jpg You stole my thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 You stole my thunder Too slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Too slow I was waiting for mini-you to reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I was waiting for mini-you to reply Que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Que? I would have said mini-me but I'm far too pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I would have said mini-me but I'm far too pretty So your mum says Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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