Chris Wilson Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's van when suddenly Colleen , being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, but not having any whips on hand, opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy. About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManwithSupra Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's van when suddenly Colleen , being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, but not having any whips on hand, opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy. About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen". Lol terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted May 28, 2011 Author Share Posted May 28, 2011 It is, isn't it? Sorry....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManwithSupra Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 it is, isn't it? Sorry....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathWraith Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 This joke is so bad I actually lolled the badness of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Might have to explain it for the younger kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathWraith Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Might have to explain it for the younger kids Please?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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