ellis Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 On the contrary, I imagine it's filled with a lot of...... Oooooo eeee ooo aa aaaa, ting tang walla walla bing bang. Ooo eee ooo aa aaa, ting tang walla walla bang bang. Or perhaps he has a homer monkey? You imagine there's that much going on in there?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 You imagine there's that much going on in there?! I imagine the monkey in there, but he's lost the cymbals and is frantically looking for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 It happens all the time, people generally are idiots and drive accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I imagine the monkey in there, but he's lost the cymbals and is frantically looking for them. God will find them. But if he doesn't, then it's His way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 God will find them. But if he doesn't, then it's His way! God stole them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 God stole them. That would also be His way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 God IS them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I police officer who pulled me over once after he saw me coming sideways out of a junction, he started shouting at me and said 'you have a car that is too powerfull for you or your a tw@t, which is it' I said 'well many people have called me a tw@t before so I'm going for option 2, tw@t' He didn't find the funny side of this and started ranting and raving at me again, almose to the point he was spitting on me and how I just put everyones lifes at danger, I'm a menace to the road and he will be taking me to the cleaner, after which, another 2 cars came to the corner I came out of sideways and went stright across the road mounting the kurb and damging each others cars....................due to the ice on the road that the police officer had failed to spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu861 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I had this just the other day. I came off a roundabout and onto a 30 MPH road then I see some bloke in a big Volvo come flying right up my arse so I stuck at 30 then he got so close it was stupid so I stopped and turned around and told him to back off, I then set off again at 30 then the Volvo sped right up again closer than before so I stopped again got out and walked up to his car as I got out I saw him do up his window and lock his doors! I had a go at him but he just sat there staring at me shocked!? Big man when he was safe in his car bullying you but soon as I got out he soon shrank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 I had this just the other day. I came off a roundabout and onto a 30 MPH road then I see some bloke in a big Volvo come flying right up my arse so I stuck at 30 then he got so close it was stupid so I stopped and turned around and told him to back off, I then set off again at 30 then the Volvo sped right up again closer than before so I stopped again got out and walked up to his car as I got out I saw him do up his window and lock his doors! I had a go at him but he just sat there staring at me shocked!? Big man when he was safe in his car bullying you but soon as I got out he soon shrank. /QUOTE] Good for standing your ground . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 Your life is so crap isn't it. Seeing your avatar I can understand why you come across as being fustrated with hate lol . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 God IS them. Charming...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Charming...... Not a fan of cymbalism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Where are these Micra pics Jazz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 Ops lol I forgot was rushing to work, tommorow I promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Seeing your avatar I can understand why you come across as being fustrated with hate lol . You crack me up - do YOU even know what you write?! I'll pray for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 You crack me up - do YOU even know what you write?! I'll pray for you! Ermmmm do you all get great satisfaction out of taking the piss? Lol, you must have insecurity in your life to be the way some of you lot are. Frankly I do not take it to heart anymore when you characters take the piss. Im actualy enjoying watching you guys be great stupid bullies just because your intelligence is higher but judging by your looks it says everything about you . Il pray for you tonight treat others how you would like to be treated what goes around comes around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Im actualy enjoying watching you guys be great stupid bullies just because your intelligence is higher but judging by your looks it says everything about you . Il pray for you tonight treat others how you would like to be treated what goes around comes around. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Karma Christianity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 Wow. Explains a lot, most retard bullies are from up north must be something in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Ermmmm do you all get great satisfaction out of taking the piss? Lol, you must have insecurity in your life to be the way some of you lot are. Frankly I do not take it to heart anymore when you characters take the piss. Im actualy enjoying watching you guys be great stupid bullies just because your intelligence is higher but judging by your looks it says everything about you . Il pray for you tonight treat others how you would like to be treated what goes around comes around. To be fair your right, pinch of salt jazz. pinch of salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Well I feel better butting them on ignore . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Explains a lot, most retard bullies are from up north must be something in the water. Nah, I reckon it's the beer. Better than that flat piss you southerners drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 treat others how you would like to be treated what goes around comes around. Seeing your avatar I can understand why you come across as being fustrated with hate lol . Explains a lot, most retard bullies are from up north must be something in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Nah, I reckon it's the beer. Better than that flat piss you southerners drink Lol, we drink the hardcore 151 then again i stopped drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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