Josh Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 My dad offered to give me pegeout 307 or a new fiesta but I refused both:D. I just love the micra so much. Seriously? God must have f***ed with your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I've not been called a twat driver... but I've been called a twat for driving a crappy Corsa. Got every name under the sun when I drove that... but I always thought to myself sniggering, "you won't be saying that when I get home to pull out my real car. ;)" (No N/A jokes please). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Really put him in his place pulling out the "yo momma" comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 Really put him in his place pulling out the "yo momma" comeback. I know sounds pretty gay, although it was heat of the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 I've been called a $#@! driver... but I've been called a $#@! for driving a crappy Corsa. Got every name under the sun when I drove that... but I always thought to myself sniggering, "you won't be saying that when I get home to pull out my real car. ;)" (No N/A jokes please). lol I shocked people at work, they use too laugh at me in my micra, now they talk about my supra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I feel left out, noone ever says anything to me. I get the odd wave when I let people out at junctions though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 I feel left out, noone ever says anything to me. I get the odd wave when I let people out at junctions though Well I don't know what happened too you but when I went Scotland for my TKD tournament the people were very friendly . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Don't take my intolerance for stupidity & ignorance personally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Picture or you drive a Datsun! Hold on a minute... Definitely need a pic Jazz, with Hovis obviously No please...don't encourage him to take photos. We know how dangerous he can be armed with a camera. It always end in carnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 No please...don't encourage him to take photos. We know how dangerous he can be armed with a camera. It always end in carnage. Jazz's camera is going to go down in history as a forum relic, along with Nizams carpet, Eds boot release handle And the skull of Carl_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Jazz's camera is going to go down in history as a forum relic, along with Nizams carpet, Eds boot release handle And the skull of Carl_s Actually, that might be quite a nice thread idea - listing various infamous members character traits etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Actually, that might be quite a nice thread idea - listing various infamous members character traits etc... Wonder what we would say about you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Wonder what we would say about you I think you'll find Jazz has initially covered that nicely with this very thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I see no mention of banananananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I see no mention of banananananas. Sorry, it's my dyslexia setting in again, I'm sure he mentioned them...oh yes, it's in the title: "Are you a banana headed driver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I just think the sight of Micra's generally annoy people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soopra Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 micra. at least he didn't say Corsa - now that IS a swear word!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Next time get out of the damn way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 No lol they should hit the correct speed limit, that's why micra's were designed to stop high speeds . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 No lol they should hit the correct speed limit, that's why micra's were designed to stop high speeds . Micras are also bubble shaped, so be carefull that when your in someones way that they don't try driving over the top of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 Lol this clown yesterday tryed that but did not pass , hence his fustration lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 No please...don't encourage him to take photos. We know how dangerous he can be armed with a camera. It always end in carnage. Glad you got the jist of my second line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephendjb Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 A police officer asked if I always drove like cnut a long time ago... Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 My dad offered to give me pegeout 307 or a new fiesta but I refused both:D. I just love the micra so much. Your life is so crap isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Your life is so crap isn't it. On the contrary, I imagine it's filled with a lot of...... Oooooo eeee ooo aa aaaa, ting tang walla walla bing bang. Ooo eee ooo aa aaa, ting tang walla walla bang bang. Or perhaps he has a homer monkey? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8pL_yMHps&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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