bobapple Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Theres a poor man and a rich man in the pub, the rich fellow in a posh voice says "this year I have bought my wife 2 christmas present a beautiful diamond, and a smart top end Mercedes". People are like why have you bought to lavish presents: he says "well if she doesn't like the diamond she can take it back in the merc" The poor fellow says "Well I have bought my wife 2 presents this year a pair of slippers and a vibrator" The rich man: say why the vibrator? The Poor man: Well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go F@*K herself with the vibrator. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Ah good old Bernard Manning joke that. Always worth a chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobapple Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 Should of known it was one of his . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Haha, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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