Geo Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 7.58pm(last night) Geo finishes up cardio on the treadmill. Dripping with sweat, he calmly takes off his shirt showing his manly chest hair and abs. Chucks all the clothes into the washing machine for a quick wash. Fast forward 30mins, washing finishes. He then proceeds to chuck the clothes into the tumble dryer to be dried for the following morning. Switches on tumble dryer BOOOOOOOOOOOM! tumble dryer blows up not good. Fast Forward 11 Hours. 6.58am Geo wakes to do cardio @ 7am. Opens bedroom door only to be drenched in water. Bloody water tank in loft has burst pissing water through the bloody roof. Being a nimble cat now, quickly shuts off water supply, hoofs it into the loft with buckets and all sorts to try catch the water. Somersaulting back through the hatch, turns on bath to drain excess water from tank. Hoofs it back into loft to check tank. looking good water slowing down and is stoping flooding out. PHONE RINGS, ring ring, ring ring! Hello? So as some of you may know, Neil Lennon was attacked last night at tynecastle Hearts Vs Celtic with the Makys winning. Previous to that he has been getting death threats, letter bombs etc. My mate phones me saying armed police have just raided his next door Neighbour in Kilwinning, Woodwynd. Huckling them away for the letter bombs that were posted to Lennon. So what an eventful start to the day, had to phone the boss and take the day off. Just hope with lady luck not in my favour just now, things go ok for a while???? Geo(Bauer) Out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 kin ell mate nice start to the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 At 12.16 Lbm realises that Geo's been talking in the 3rd person. Lbm out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 At 12.16 Lbm realises that Geo's been talking in the 3rd person. Lbm out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Classic hahahaha! Tune in next week for another gripping episode lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 first one to bash one out in the time wins!! the prize is a chromed battery clamp and a ripping from the members for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 id get 2 out in 9 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 id get 2 out in 9 seconds lol, pokey bum one's are cheating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 lol, pokey bum one's are cheating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 You're my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Pretty eventful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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