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"The cupboard"


Chris Wilson

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A husband is mooching about the house after his wife of over 35 years has gone to Tescos. He walks by an old cupboard on the landing that's been there since they first moved in. He has never really paid it any heed until now, but decides to have a look what's in it. Opening the door to the cupboard he sees 3 eggs and an envelope. He opens the envelope and is amazed to see nearly £500 quid in used notes in it.

 

His wife gets back from the supermarket later that evening and he asks here what it all means. She blushes and tells him that she's sorry, but when she's been unfaithful she puts an egg in the cupbaord. He is upset, but reckons that over 35 years of happy marriage it's not the end of his world if she's been unfaithful 3 times. Then he asks why there is £500 in used notes in the cupboard. "Well", she says, when I get two dozen together I sell them down the market".....

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