Suprab1 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 A Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Bethany raises her hand and said "I think it's your hands Miss" "Why do you think it's your hands, Bethany?" asked the teacher. Bethany replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you so God must takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the teacher exclaimed. "What does everyone else think?" Young Timmy raises his hand and says, "Miss I think it's your mouth, because when you say your prayers that's where the words come from, so it must be your mouth!" "Well done Timmy, does anyone else have any other ideas?" asked the teacher. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Miss, I think it's your legs." The teacher looks at him with a bemused look on her face. "Why do you think it would be your legs Johnny?" "Well Miss, I walked into my Mum and Dad's bedroom last night, and Mum had her legs straight up in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 hahahaha very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemmjonny Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Copied and pasted, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbuddy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 haha if he didn't pin her down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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