Kilps Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Friends are a lot like trees. When you hit them multiple times with an axe, they fall over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markylee Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I cant stop laughing,,,,good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Made me laugh several times over... really? I cant stop laughing,,,,good one. again.. really?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 YEAH! Tree jokes! My favourites!!1! Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party? A: Swimming trunks! Q: What did the beaver say to the tree? A: It's been nice gnawing you! Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor? A: It was feeling green! Q: What is a tree's least favorite month? A: Sep-timber! Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A: A palm tree! Q: How do trees get on the internet? A: "They ""log"" in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 All terrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markylee Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 really? again.. really?? yeh !!!1 really really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Oh. Dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamAhead Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Are you CJ in disguise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Blimey. Anyone who laughs at the original post is a stand-up's wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilps Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Well I liked it... but it seems you were right with: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamAhead Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Well I liked it... but it seems you were right with: I think you'd of been better leaving the jokes and diving in a load of mud with Jo Brand & Sean Lock http://www.maldonmudrace.com/main.htm http://s1.postimage.org/ywnfc7no/screen_capture_1.jpg http://s1.postimage.org/ywp2vk5g/screen_capture_2.jpg http://s1.postimage.org/ywqqewn8/screen_capture_3.jpg http://s1.postimage.org/ywsdy950/screen_capture_4.jpg My god did they stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gcrcyd2zg60w5bnvzxoe5mgmgh4vyhsatyofh0te2yrfyhveqs3j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilps Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCyd2ZG60w5bnVZXOE5mgmgh4VyhSAtyoFH0tE2yrfyhvEqS3J I don't get it... Taxi joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I don't get it... Taxi joke? Nearly, but not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Ooo!! I've got one!! People are a lot like dogs.. If you shoot them, they die. Cars are a lot like computers.. If you set them on fire, they stop working. I could go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Are you CJ in disguise? Not even I found the OP joke remotely amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Ooo!! I've got one!! People are a lot like dogs.. If you shoot them, they die. Cars are a lot like computers.. If you set them on fire, they stop working. I could go on Technically that's two, but not even one of them was remotely worth a 'taxi'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Technically that's two, but not even one of them was remotely worth a 'taxi'! I didn't those kind of "jokes" were good enough to be classed as 2. Just one big bag of sh!te Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 There's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back...!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge Q: what is white and blue and can't climb trees? A: a fridge wearing a jacket Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: someone threw a fridge at him Q: why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? A: he was duct taped to the first monkey Q: why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? A: he felt left out Q how do u put a giraffe into a fridge? A: open door. put giraffe in. close door. Q: how do u put an elephant into the fridge? A: open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door. Q: There's a big meeting on in the jungle, everyone should be there. Who doesn't go? A: The Elephant, he's stuck in the Fridge. Q: You need to get across a piranha infested river, there are no bridges or crossings. How do you get across? A: Dive in and swim, the piranhas are at the jungle meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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