jonathanc Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 So I was chatting to this attractive new colleague at work today. As you all know the weather is hot so the necklines are plunging. Let's just say she has ample assets on display. Anyway, after chatting a while I noticed she started to pull and adjust her top and the conversation went a bit awkward... So later I went into the mens and look a long stare at the mirror. I am pretty sure (bar few milli seconds....) my eyes are in contact with her eyes and no where else! Anyway, after staring in the mirror for few minutes I noticed my eyes are slightly "offset". I am staring straight but it would appear if I am straing slightly lower. Guess I should try to stare bit higher next time I am chatting to attractive women with assets on display... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You know the rules. Pics or it never happened:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Pervert:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 What a great excuse for being a perv. Why not just say "cracking tits" and be done with it...!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Banter Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Ha ha, this thread reminds me of this video http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23886/Boob-Apron/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 Well I was a little bit interested in the undulatin perfectly riped jugs but she's a work a colleague and I respect her! We were engaged in a really nice convo too... alas. I think she'll avoid me from now p/s : Does women really get uncomfortable when people stare at their boobs? If so why wear such a low cut top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 p/s : Does women really get uncomfortable when people stare at their boobs? If so why wear such a low cut top? It's having your cock in your hand that gives it away..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 It's having your cock in your hand that gives it away..!! No my hands were in my pockets mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideexitsupra Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Don't think that counts as an excuse. What were your hands doing? Seriously though, get over it. Your human after all........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 No my hands were in my pockets mate. And? I take it you have a hole in your pocket just for moments like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 So you were looking straight in the mirror at your eyes, but your eyes looked like they were looking downwards a bit? Wherever you stare, your eyes will appear to be looking right at it. Oh yeah and pics or it didn't happen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Look with your hands next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Look with your hands next time. Great advice. I am moderately obsessed with ladies breasts. Jimmy Carr explained that modern men are obsessed with breasts because pre historic men, loved breasts..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 And? I take it you have a hole in your pocket just for moments like this? :0 how would you know that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biguns Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I have a thing for false boobies no idea why I just love em, maybe all the porn I watch:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 That's the great thing about being an ass man, they rarely notice as they are generally facing in the opposite direction, also for some reason they tend not to mind so much The not so good part is when you notice an ass but due to angle/obstructions/distance you can't quite see if it's a guy or a gal so the perverted thoughts have to be supressed until confirmation is recieved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinboy Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Ha ha, this thread reminds me of this video http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23886/Boob-Apron/ That's brilliant - I just laughed until a little bit of wee came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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