CJ Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 After no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see Chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang He says "Harro! take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fast to orruside of room" so she does. "OK now craw reery reery fast back." As she did Dr Cang shook his head. "Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case of ed zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u no get man." She says, "God what's ed zachery disease doctor" It's when your face look ed zachery like your arse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You weren't by any chance performing standup at the Cliffs hotel in Blackpool on Saturday were you? His jokes weren't exactly "current" either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 You weren't by any chance performing standup at the Cliffs hotel in Blackpool on Saturday were you? His jokes weren't exactly "current" either What? Someone is out there stealing my material? The cad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Josh Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 http://www.uk-taxis.co.uk/london_taxi.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Classic gag but poorly delivered. You'll go a long way Colin..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 i likie http://www.sportramble.com/images/borat12.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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