Jellybean Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 A New Zealand man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says... "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." His Australian wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now