Jellybean Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 A New Zealand man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says... "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." His Australian wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ripped_fear Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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