garetheves Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 A small boy goes up to his dad and asks: "Dad, what's Lovejuice??" His dad is a little taken aback and embarrased so says "go ask your mother" To which the boy replies "mum's out and i want to know what Lovejuice is now". "Well" starts the dad, "when 2 people like me and your mother love each other very much and want to make children, we have a kiss and a cuddle on the sofa. Then when we go to bed, that thing between your legs, well i kind of put mine inside your mum but to make it go in a bit easier, your mum produces this watery stuff that helps it in. This is Lovejuice" To which the boy replies, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "That's great dad but whats it got to do with Wimbledon??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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