Bill Prawn Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window. The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side. Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts. "But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams. "Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!" She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over. "What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks. "Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck". "If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 very funny, right cheered up my friday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris aka fonz Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Smells a bit fishy to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 lol summit fun to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.B Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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