MARTIN R Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 > > NEVER SAY TO A COP > > >1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) > > > > > >2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged >in. > > > > > >3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? > > > > > >4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good >job! > > > > > >5. Are You Andy or Barney? > > > > > >6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be >a police officer. > > > > > >7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? > > > > > >8. I pay your salary! > > > > > >9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a >warning, too! > > > >10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. > > > > > >11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no >other >cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. > > > >12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been >drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes >look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" > >13. I was stoned when they took the photo for my licence, doesn't that >mean I can drive stoned too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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