nevins Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6 oclock news A man was shown threatening to jump from a Bridge The blonde bet the redhead £50 that he wouldnt jump Anyway sure enough he jumped so the blonde gave the redhead the £50 she owned The redhead said I cant take this your my friend The blonde said No A bets a bet So the redhead said Listen I have to admit I saw this one on the 5 oclock news so I cant take your money The blonde replied Well so did I but I never thought hed jump again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 I am bored so here are some more jokes. Three nuns were talking. the first nun says, "the other day, i was cleaning father mcinty's room and i found pornographic magazines under his bed!" the second nun says, "i can top that. yesterday i was cleaning father mcinty's room and i found some condoms!" the other nuns asked, "what did you do with them?" the second nun said, "i poked holes in them." the third nun fainted. -Do you speak English? -Yes -Name? -Adolf Bumin. -Sex? -3 to 5 times a week. -No, I mean..male/female? -Yes, male,female and sometimes camels. -Holy cow! -Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general. -Oh dear, -No, deer runs too fast.-Do you speak English? -Yes -Name? -Adolf Bumin. -Sex? -3 to 5 times a week. -No, I mean..male/female? -Yes, male,female and sometimes camels. -Holy cow! -Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general. -Oh dear, -No, deer runs too fast.. Justin Beiber walks by- Elementary school: OMG OMG OMG OMG JUSTIN BIIEBERRRRRRRRRRR! *screams* Middle school: OOO A FAMOUS PERSON! High school: OMFG WHERES MY SHOTGUN?!?!?! My mums so old fashioned, she thinks LOL means lots of love, one day she sent me a text saying "Grandmas died LOL" Policewoman: You are under arrest. Anything that you say can and will be held against you. driver: BOOBS! Grammar is important! Capital letters are the difference betwen helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbuddy Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. " So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me. !! lol that one made me chuckle!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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