Jellybean Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 > The Indian With One Testicle > > > > > There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose givenname was 'Onestone'. > He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. > > > > > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally > cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone > again, I will kill them!' > > > > > The word got around and nobody called > him that any more. > > > > > Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird > forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' > He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into > the forest where he made love to her all day and > all night. He made love to her all the next day, > until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. > > > > > The word got around that Onestone meant what > he promised he would do. > Years went by and no > one dared call him by his given name until a woman > named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being > away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was > overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him > and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' > > > > > Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, > then he made love to her all day, made love to her all > night, made love to her all the next day, made love to > her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! > > > > > > > Why ??? > > > > > > > > > OH, come on . take a guess !!! > > > > > > > > > Think about it !!! > > > > > > > > > You're going to love this !!! > > > > > > > > > Everyone knows... > > > You can't kill Two Birds > with OneStone !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Is that even a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Is that even a joke?????? Hey less question marks, you know the rules Havant heard that joke in ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Is that even a joke? No , it actually happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Haha! I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I love that joke..!!!!!!.......!!!!!!!......!!!!!!!.....!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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