SteamAhead Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 The guy is selling a Wetsuit and it's now built up quite a following due to his write up (love some of the reply's as well) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160559216667#ht_1408wt_1141 XCEL 3-2mm Infiniti Drylock Summer Wetsuit Medium USED I bought this wetsuit brand-new last year and have worn it a fair bit. When I say 'fair' I reckon about 20 times, but then probably more like 30. A fair few times anyway. HOWEVER you will like this, If it was not being worn, it was hung on a hangar or rolled to prevent creasing AND I rinsed it in fresh water after EVERY session so it's in VERY good condition as I look after my gear, I always do, similarly I take care of my body and shower at least once a day and always moisturise. Yes you're probably getting a feel for the kind of man I am. You can see from the pictures it has no creases and looks lovely. My friend Gaz has got a wetsuit that he doesn't look after and it looks like an Elephant's arse, all wrinkled, a bit like an old man's testicle. You're probably thinking "People p*ss in wetsuits, I'm not sure about a second hand wetsuit", but believe it or not I have NEVER urinated in this suit, seriously, these suits are too good to be doing such a vulgar act in, the wee just ends up staying in the suit and then when you're sat having a post-surf pint in the pub you smell awful and girls don't like boys that smell of p*ss so you just sit there, alone all night, sobbing into your pint of Betty Stoggs like a lonely desperate p*ss smelling man. I've included a picture of a bear using a urinal, this is how I normally use the toilet, notice that the animal is not wearing a wetsuit. Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not p*ss in wetsuits. It's a size medium or "m", it was the top of the range suit when I bought it, I think I paid around £300 for it, still a great warm suit that will make you surf at least 200% better. It won't really but it will keep you warm and it's flexible so you'll be able to throw your arms around like Beyonce whilst you're bouncing along a wave. People will look at you and say "f*ckin hell check that dude out, he knows what he's doing wearing one of those Xcel suits and he's got some fresh dance moves". They probably won't say this. Now as it's been worn, there's some signs of wear around the neck, which I've taken pictures of, so you don't say "oi you c*nt, there's area of wear around the neck I'm giving you bad feedback". The pictures make it look worse than it is (because they're close-ups), and I've taken the pictures with the suit turned inside out, when it's the right way round you don't see the wear and it has no effect on the performance of the suit. That was a bit boring wasn't it, but it had to be done so you can't take me to eBay court for not being honest with you. Why am I selling it? Well I've just bought a new one, as I'm a flash tw*t like that, I tend to get a new suit every season, I just like the feel of fresh neoprene on my soft skin, and well to be honest I could do with some cash to pay for prostitutes. No, that was a joke, now you're going to think the suit is riddled with disease but it's not as I was joking I do NOT engage with ladies of the night. I'll post it out the next working day following cleared payment, or if you're around the Truro area you can come and collect it thus avoiding postage charges. Having said that, if you're a maniac, maybe you should just let me post it to you as I don't want to be murdered to death, especially as the summer is just beginning! WOO HOO. Any questions just ask, I'll answer them very quickly as I'm sat at a computer all f*cking day, unless there's waves. Thanks for looking and reading all of that ridiculous text, I hope you have a wonderful day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 That's my mates brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 he does have a way with words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentAgro Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 That is Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbuddy Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 haha i just read all of thats, fair dooooose i was laughing my head off , i read one about some chavvy clio aswell, that was quite amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seba Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 well written and amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 LOL quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 pmsl That's brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraMan Mk4 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Well written, and all for a good cause too. Winner winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdistc Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 "Jeff at the Miners Arms reckons he invented 'the horse' when he was a lad, we explained it was an animal and that evolution created it, he was having none of it, reckons he crossed a deer with a cow after a bottle of scotch." Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 lmao thats brill!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Excellent..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 haha, I read all of that, awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomgeer Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Having read a few of his posts over the last few years, if Blackie was selling something on ebay, i would imagine thats the sort of thing he would write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Funny I wouldn't buy the wetsuit though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 he taking a new angle to selling Some of the replies are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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