MaveriK Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in tent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS NO SAY. . . A lion will not cheat on his wife, but Tiger Wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Did you get these from east Asia somewhere? No racism intended, but it reads like they speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Some of those were actually quite good, strangely..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Man who go to sleep with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 Some of those were actually quite good, strangely..!! Bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 brilliant stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Man who has deflowered girl will be caught red handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I like these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertwo Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Man with hole in his pocket can feel cocky all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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