Blackie Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I have a mate at work with a Skyline, He's thinking to come up with a "witty" comment on one of my Supra pictures on facebook, For the life of me i cant think of anything remotly witty to say about Skylines on his profile. Any help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 "Didn't they name a disaster movie after these?" and linky to Skyline on IMDB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneybrendan Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 just tell him you got fed up with family saloon cars and upgraded to a sports car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 The only thing I've seen is people calling them "taxis". Or just tell him to "shh". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I didn't think Datsun was still going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 just tell him you got fed up with family saloon cars and upgraded to a sports car. funny enough he was most miffed today when i told him it wasent a sports car, When he asked "What is it then?" I told him its a hot hatch with a boot I didn't think Datsun was still going? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 funny enough he was most miffed today when i told him it wasent a sports car, When he asked "What is it then?" I told him its a hot hatch with a boot If that hurt him, keep going with the "non sports car" digs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedrosixfour Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Just go out to the carpark some day and chisel the word "TAXI" into the driver's door. That'll soften his cough nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedrosixfour Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Or a less severe option might be to tell him that everytime you see his car it reminds you of your dear old grandad. He drove a bluebird too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Skylines, for when your other half tells you you need a sensible family car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Tbh I'm quite a fan of the skylines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Tbh I'm quite a fan of the skylines Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 Or a less severe option might be to tell him that everytime you see his car it reminds you of your dear old grandad. He drove a bluebird too. I like the Datsun bluebird idea, Hopefully its not wasted on him as he's only 23 and may not know what im on about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 The top gear £1500 coupes challenge: Clarkson: "it is remarkable that you can buy a car as good as this (Porsche 944) for 1500 quid. and equally remarkable that somebody should spend 1500 pounds on what can only be described as a Datsun". Or just wave your arm when he drives past and shout 'taxi!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I would like to offer up the following.... Nice van. Did you buy that because they were out of micra's? You know you could get £100 for that down the scrappers. Oh no, someone has gone and dumped a Datsun in your drive. How much from mine to Gatwick? The Skyline, for when you are too fat to fit in a sports car. Is that before or after the rust set in? So thats what they look like before they rust away. and finally... Did you send your misses out to buy a car again? God im bored tonight............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Perhaps just tell him you wracked your brains to come up with something to describe his Skyline - but you couldn't - it's just too uninspiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Just call it a sky barge, that normally winds them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 I would like to offer up the following.... Nice van. Did you buy that because they were out of micra's? You know you could get £100 for that down the scrappers. Oh no, someone has gone and dumped a Datsun in your drive. How much from mine to Gatwick? The Skyline, for when you are too fat to fit in a sports car. Is that before or after the rust set in? So thats what they look like before they rust away. and finally... Did you send your misses out to buy a car again? God im bored tonight............. lol, Good ones there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Just say you want to check if your door frames are truly square and you need to borrow a part of his car..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Try oh yes its a Datsun Skylark isn't it? that should do the trick, you just better hope if its not a 700bhp GTR, which will wipe the floor with all but the best big power Supras, or its not a 600bhp GTST, which will be more embarrassing;) Unless he has a 350GT and then even some other Skyline owners will say its not a proper Skyline:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 "Aww, look at that, nice little 2.6 litre run around" "Skyline, that's a baby-Supra, isn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronttuk Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Tell him there called skylines cause you have to search the skyline (horizon) to chase the supra leaving you for dust!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey. Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Just comment on there shit oil pressure and oil pumps that should do it!! I've driven a bpu r32 and a tt bpu, and the difference is day and night, end of!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Pop this on his roof when he isn't looking http://wap.ebay.co.uk/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=270704526216&sv=Taxi%20roof%20sign&emvcc=0 Or just race him on a roll from 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 pop this on his roof when he isn't looking http://wap.ebay.co.uk/pages/viewitem.aspx?aid=270704526216&sv=taxi%20roof%20sign&emvcc=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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