Chris Wilson Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 And another, sorry..... During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" Well, he said, we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub. Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup." No he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Oldie, but goodie. But less said about the first attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 2nd one was good. Edit the first post to a picture of boobs or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilps Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Both very good Do people not get the first one, or are you 'politically correctly' disagreeing with it?? Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Both very good Do people not get the first one, or are you 'politically correctly' disagreeing with it?? Haha! 'S just a bit lame 2/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilps Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 'S just a bit lame 2/10 I thought it was quite good, but I passed it on at work today and it seems the masses are with you. I didn't know we had tumbleweed round these parts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business I challange this. It's clearly missing a fullstop at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I challange this. It's clearly missing a fullstop at the end. So they still have the potential to gossip and backstab anyone who's just left the room?? I tell you, Andy Gray was right......"Snakes with tits..!!" H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samsar Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Only the the Royal Navy could send a warship named after a pork sausage to rescue English citizens from a muslim country..... HMS Cumberland we salute you! Makes me proud to be british.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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