Saturday Giggles

[MaveriK]

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of

the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says,

'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK

Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and

steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Blast' he says and pulls

himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards

the door and falls flat on his face,

 

 

'Mother Mary!'

 

 

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get

to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the

door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and

takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step

out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

 

 

'Bi'Jesus.... I'm well wrecked,' he says.

 

 

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,

hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside..

He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No way'. He crawls up

the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He

takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'Sod

it' and falls into bed.

 

 

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup

of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last

night ?'

 

 

Paddy says, 'I did, Jess I was out of me head. But how'd you know?'

 

 

'Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub.'

 

 

 

 

I'll be here all week!

[TT Paul]

good joke, so your here all wk its gonna be a long wk me thinks..

[TJP]